Random Joke/Comic of the Fortnight
A big city California lawyer goes duck hunting in rural Texas. He shoots and drops a bird, but it falls into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbs over the fence, an elderly farmer drives up on his tractor and asks him what he is doing. The lawyer responds, “I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going into retrieve it.”
The old farmer replies, “This is my property rascal, and you are not coming over here.”
The indignant lawyer says, “I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S., and if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own.”
The old farmer smiles and says, “Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas Three Kick Rule.”
“What is the Texas Three Kick Rule?”
The Farmer replies, “Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up.”
The attorney quickly thinks about the proposed contest and decides that he can easily take the old codger. He agrees to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbs down from the tractor and walks up to the city feller. His first kick plants the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and drops him to his knees. His second kick nearly rips the man's nose off his face. The barrister is flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly causes him to give up. The lawyer summons every bit of his will and manages to get to his feet and says, “Okay, you old coot now it's my turn.”
The old farmer smiles and says, “Naw, I give up. You can have the duck...”
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